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NEW FROM DEGENERATE ENTERPRISES!
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Gasp as you witness the latest product release from Degenerate Enterprises. It�s big, it�s disgusting and it�s all your for the reasonable price of �2.50! Simply send your money to Degenerate Enterprises Ltd, along with your name and address, and you will be treated to the experience of your lifetime!
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FEATURES!
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The latest features on this model will allow you unrivaled capacity to inflict ACTUAL BODILY HARM on all sorts of single celled organisms, and then PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN! Be aware that this process may be terminal, and could result in mutation of organisms effected, and ultimately the destruction of human life as we know it... Degenerate Enterprises take no responsibility should such a thing happen...
Oh, and remember the silverfish...
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BUY IT NOW AND GET A DEGENERATE BEERMAT FREE!
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Yes! This amazing offer will allow you to DRINK YOUR BEER WITHOUT FEAR OF SPILLAGE! No longer will you have to spend time cleaning up that stick beer residue from your counters. Simply apply the Degenerate Beermat to the surface and place beer onto Beermat... before you know it you'll be saving millions in cleaning expenses!
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